failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 28, 2022

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud

your a failure you know that

by asian dad21 February 23, 2025

failure

misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions

person 1: mispelibg

person 2: what?
person 1: fjck
person 2: you’re a failure

by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

Failure

Me

I am such a failure

by That guy with depression June 8, 2019

Smug Failure

A name you can use to mention one of Failboats corrupted fans.

Look it's a Smug Failure spreading chaos with a smug look on his face.

The Smug Failure will bring chaos upon this cursed land.

by FailboatsCursedSoldier414 January 4, 2021

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019