October 4th

National open cabinets at IKEA day.

Sorry man but I can't go to the party with you today since its October 4th aka National open cabinets at IKEA day.

by BigRussianBalls42069 October 4, 2021

April 4th

The birthday of the most beautiful and wonderful woman ever

April 4th is her birthday

by HandPuppet October 28, 2021

august 4th

august 4th is the day you’ll meet your soulmate from being a horn dog 😀 it’s okay though, you guys will fall inlove and only be 4 hours away, same age, two months apart.. the person you fall inlove with will love macadamia nut cookies, have a few tummy issues, an incredible dog<3, and love you no matter what. you’ll know he’s the one because you guys will talk abt the exact day you’ll meet eachother in person. he’ll be the best person in your life no matter the ups or downs, because you love him and he loves you regardless how low you guys feel, you’ll feel it together and be together to help. things around you aren’t going to be perfect, but you two together are and will be forever and always, always and forever 💗

august 4th:

you*plays a gaMe and walks up to soon to be soulmate*: waNnA fF?

by fire_psycho08 August 3, 2021

Sagtember 4th

Sagtember 4th! get out and sag ur jeans it’s national sag day!

sagtember 4th means sag ur pants bro

by Ratataryuh September 2, 2021

February 4th

NATIONAL HAILEE DAY

-Guess what day it is?
-February 4th?
-NO ITS HAILEE DAY!!

by PEEPOCLAP34819y792 February 3, 2023

May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

October 4th

International slightly worse day than october 3rd, which is astolfo day, but this day is dedicated to femboys in general, specifically femboybrent78 on tiktok.

"Hey Brian its International slightly worse day than october 3rd, which is astolfo day, but this day is dedicated to femboys in general, specifically femboybrent78 on tiktok day! (October 4th)"
"Fuck you Ayden."
"Damn."

by Cozmareth October 3, 2023