Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse
by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019

by sdkfkwdsalkeji September 23, 2023

Let's lloyd
by Hitler'sFavoriteCar August 17, 2020

Stack two, opened 16 oz. cans of Steel Reserve on top of one another. Lube your anus and sit on the cans so that they are both anally inserted. Then proceed to do 15 jumping jacks. Finally squat over a large bowl and with a slight push eject the cans and frothy beer. Remove the cans and drink the beer and whatever else is in the bowl.
by Lloyd Smith October 5, 2011

Lloyd is someone who is short and has a pointy penis and is sometimes considered “tall dark and handsome”
by bigdaddyyggggggggggggg October 15, 2019

Xavier Lloyd is really tall, He’s smart and a awesome person. He’s hot af and has a big dick and a big butt and a nice smile. He doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, he also has dark features, and a great personality.
He gets all the girls and or boys!
He gets all the girls and or boys!
by Bhaddie1 November 16, 2019

Noun/adjective. A person, activity, or manner/state-of-being which can best be classified as, "weird, BUT cool". Slang for 'one of us'. Odd in a particularly pleasing or otherwise surprisingly-good, endearing, humourous, or indescribably affable way.
The way you just nay-nayed during that meeting was so lloyd. He/she/it is lloyd.
"Where is Lloyd tonight?"
"OH, he had to go hang out with his foreign exchange alien and Rihanna and Bad Bunny. He will return after Justin Bieber's bahmitzvah."
"Where is Lloyd tonight?"
"OH, he had to go hang out with his foreign exchange alien and Rihanna and Bad Bunny. He will return after Justin Bieber's bahmitzvah."
by Lloydkarl February 22, 2023
