boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 6, 2021

Madam Hair Kulture

Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy

Be a guru, be a Madam Hair Kulture

by Yourhabits February 4, 2020

Hair Breeze

that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY

Ahhh... that fresh Hair Breeze is the most refreshing thing EVER

by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014