A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Bears Taxmug. by Melanie lol February 8, 2018
Get the lozza bearmug. by EvilShaggy April 14, 2022
Get the bearmug. A bear who doesn't take shit from anybody. is know to chew staples and spit out nails, usually seen partying with a good amount of woman, no matter his actions is seen as cute. Is the brother of MISERY BEAR. Despite his tough bear image is known to be very sweet and down to earth, will do anything for friends and family, loves his son and God
Girl#1: Oh my God! Combat bear threw a drink on me and went back to danceing while his mates laughed at me!
Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink
Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!
Girl# 2: don't be so quick to judge he is getting napkins to clean you up and is ordering you another drink
Girl#1 Thanks Combat Bear!
by CBJR August 30, 2012
Get the Combat Bearmug. 2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential
by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022
Get the Bear’s dickmug. A place where basic socal bitches go to post instagram pictures of "the snow", also a place that ridiculously crowded because its the only decent ski area in socal.
by Reds TV April 7, 2021
Get the Big Bearmug. The goat at rizzing people up, he is Mr steal your girl. Alexander Rizzbardi will steal any girl and rizz them up within a ten-mile radius.
Person 1: Look it's the Rizzly bear, alexander rizzbardi
Person 2: he stole my girlfriend, mom, grandma, and my will to live.
Person 2: he stole my girlfriend, mom, grandma, and my will to live.
by ChasesExHusband February 16, 2023
Get the Rizzly Bearmug.