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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the definition of pure perfection. One someone hears this name, their ears are blessed. Sandwicher is also the name of a very cool dude who makes great sandwiches.
Person: Sandwicher is cool

Person is now 10x cooler
by not_Sandwicher January 26, 2021
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World Sandwich

When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread on the ground
Friend on Brazil: yo let's make a world sandwich

Friend in Japan: sure why not

*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*
by Fennecperson August 13, 2023
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baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.
“Ey man how’s your yeast infection

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich
by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021
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a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies
Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?
by peanutbabe August 26, 2018
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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
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Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich
by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024
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