eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

eat this denziel

In other words eat this black denziel washington dick.

Eat this denziel nigga bitch.

by MasterLopes October 25, 2018

eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

Eat A Brick

An inconspicuous way of telling you to kill yourself.

Go Eat a brick

by coolpotatoe724 March 19, 2025

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Eating

when two people like each other a lot and have established that they like each other but they aren't technically "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" yet but they don't talk to other people

Same as talking

Are they eating or scheming

by pseudonym1234568910 May 24, 2021