Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023

Gucci Boner

One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.

Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life

by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023

No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.

No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.

by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023

No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.

No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023