Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild

“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025

Two faced

When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u

Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced

by I hate Walmart August 22, 2018

Two-Face

Two-Faced is another term of leaving a double life in a negative way. It is usually used when some is being fake like talking trash about their friend when they're not around but when they are, they don't act like this bu tare acting so nice and really cool when they're like snakes.

"Wow, Mickey said Riley's dress is kinda ugly but he can't be rude or he'd hurt her feelings. He is such a two-face"

by Natural Mika February 10, 2020

Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Two Twos

Origins of this Toronto saying are unclear, but it is most likely derived from the saying “put 2 and 2 together,” meaning the conclusion is OBVIOUS or a FACT. It is also used interchangeably with “More Times” (see definition).

(Note: you cannot say my word after two twos. It is redundant and stupid).

Example 1: Sean: Yo, two twos (if you put 2 and 2 together), your girlfriend is cheating on you. She went to that house party and didn’t call you once fam.

Example 2: Sarah: What do you think of my dress?

Sam: Two twos (more times), it looks good still.

by Fixing Toronto Slang December 18, 2025