If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Happy People Go To Hell

Happy people go to hell is a saying originating from online forums. It is used by anybody who is not a normie especially those who just experienced something very bad. Also used as slang in groups of friends when a couple is spotted.

Friend A (single): "Look at Nathan and Cora over there, I still can't believe that they are a couple"
Friend B (single): "Happy People Go To Hell"

by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024

chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.

Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.

by What'sYourCreditCardNumber June 12, 2022

Eyes passed people

A Guyanese/West Indian idiom describing when someone is blatantly rude. The rude person is so offensive, it is as if they do not believe the other person has any sense or ability to retaliate.

Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.

In the midst of gasoline companies being accused of price gouging and profiteering with gas being $5-$9 per gallon, the chief financial officer of BP says, "Certainly, it's possible that we're getting more cash than we know what to do with."

Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.

Wu-Tang Clan Knuckleheadz intro

by Tesuji June 13, 2022

People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.

Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."

by Amma69 June 14, 2022

Pile people

In the aftermath of a hurricane the indigenous population that has become homeless began to build piles out of the debris from other people's homes . This behavior usually occurs on other people's property until the piles become so massive code enforcement forces them to move on to a new location where they then begin to form new piles all this occurs while shooting meth and stealing each other's bicycles, in between probation visits of course.

Code enforcement runs off 3 locations where the pile people have set up camp and stripped bicycles down into nothing but parts, broken electronics, soggy furniture, and infectious human waste.

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 15, 2022

People opener

A sharp implement used for surgery, hunting, cooking, etc.

Person 1: "That's a big collection of knives."

Person 2: "Ooh you mean my people openers."

Person 1: "Your what!?"

by Amma69 June 15, 2022