Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015

Banana Frenchy

The act of oral copulation whereas a whipped cream tipped penis is thouroughly rubbed through the ass crack of a primate to replicate a banana then forcefully and painfully fed into the esophagus of any unwilling party to whom is unaware that they have been a very bad monkey during copulation we they do in France.

Jacques... mmmmm. What is this.
Chiquita... just a banana freeride
Jacques... a free ride
Chiquita... I do not like this taste
Jacques... Simmer down Mr
Pibbs
Chiquita... I am not a zoo animal
Jacques... Enjoy the Banana Frenchy
Chiquita... mmm mmm mmm
this is very European.
Jacques... you damn right you filthy little monkey
Chiquita... bonjour
Jacques... bonjour in your MOUTH MOUTH

by craigbird1968 June 24, 2021

banana stripper

annie.

Annie is a banana stripper.

by anniesbestfriend November 20, 2010

Cool Bananas

This phrase belongs to the OG - A.Mulder

This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting

Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?

A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌

Or

A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch

Friend: I will

A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌

by A.Mulder May 12, 2018

banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.

Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”

by Doublecolany January 23, 2025

banana bonanza

In the quiet corner of a small village, nestled beneath the shade of an ancient tree, lay the remnants of a forgotten dream—a banana plantation once vibrant with life and promise, now reduced to ruins. Each fallen tree, once laden with the golden fruit of hope, now whispered tales of hardship and loss. The once bustling farm, a symbol of prosperity, now stood as a silent testament to the relentless march of time and the fragility of human endeavor. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows upon the abandoned fields, the sorrowful echoes of what once was lingered in the air, leaving the reader to ponder the fleeting nature of dreams and the bitter taste of unfulfilled potential.

Master: GET BACK TO WORK YOU BLACK MONKEY
Me: banana bonanza
Him:CRIES

by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024

Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.

CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.

by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017