Spiderman Syndrome

When a bottle gets stuck to your hand and it just doesn't want to come off

Yep, that's spiderman syndrome for ya

by pengipengipengi100 November 13, 2011

Dobbins syndrome

Hails from the lack of ability to shoot, stay alive, or generally function in UT. No skill and no general talent what so ever and has the ability to kill one's own self at whim.

see hack and noobie

by lucifer August 19, 2004

Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by Lily June 11, 2006

Emo Syndrome

1.)A term used to describe one who is emo. Sympetoms include:
Butt like chin
Horrible hair style
Dresses ugly
Having your water bottle stolen
Haven your door stop taken
Teaching at some horrible school (like ACES)

Yo man Konfala is such a loser he must have emo syndrome!!!!!

by i2eally January 27, 2007

Elegance Syndrome

Is a certain disease which can cause major problems in life. It effects cortex of the brain and can cause prolonged spelling problems. The disease was tracked back to the aztecs and can spread down the family tree.

People who have this can pass on this genetic disease via lack of knowledge about contreception.

The disease can be helped by taking a prescribed Elegance Syndrome Blocker (ES Blocker) tablet twice a day.

Person 1: I want to be a captian of a ship one day!
Person 2: You mean captain right ?
Person 1: Yes, sorry I have Elegance Syndrome.
Person 2: Did you take your ES Blocker today?
Person 1: No :(

by MedicalGuru June 8, 2011

DP Syndrome

This syndrome was discovered by valid scientists A.L. and J.S. after learning that the common man who gets rejected by a fairly attractive girl then ends up dating a monstrosity despite his friends interventions. This syndrome is named after the original subject, D.P.

"What does he have? DP Syndrome?!"

by Jay Suntarus April 23, 2008

Clint syndrome

The time of the month when a woman leaks reddish liquid from her vagina. Also known as a "period" or fork.

When a woman possesses clint syndrome she can be very moody and disliked. Be warned.

"Dude... Carol totally has clint syndrome right now. Wait, does that mean we don't have to use protection?!"

"Dude, you're gross."

by CAW!! February 22, 2009