Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 June 30, 2011

Hot Top

A game where 2 or more people put Tobasco on the tips of their penis. The first to wash the Tobasco off loses.

George: Hey Uncle Steve, wanna play Hot Top tonight?

Uncle Steve: Sorry I can’t, My tip’s too sensitive

by OlReliable October 14, 2022

Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 08, 2021

Top Job

Going Down On Him

Babe, I'm ready for my top job you promised.

by NO COOKIES WIFI December 04, 2018

top notch hoe

An exceptional female.

"Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser"

by LongStroke69 August 19, 2018

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 27, 2022

top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.

THE EXAMPLE IS ALSO TOP SECRET.

by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024