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Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.
Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”
by Aman245 December 30, 2021
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Megan Law

A Megan law is someone who loves willy.
They love all willy, big willy, small willy, fat willy, thin willy, every single willy is appealing to them.
A Megan law is often described as a willy muncher or a willy munching lover because they just love chomping on some willy. Megan law chomps on willy all day long, they eat willy for breakfast, lunch and dinner!!
As you can tell, a Megan law just loves the willy.
Wow they are such a Megan law, they just looooovvveeee willy!!!!!!!!!
by meganlawfanpagexxoxoxoxooxox January 4, 2022
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Law

Hey do you know what law stands for? Land, Air, Water.. Wow that makes sense now.
by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022
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Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.
Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.
by Name Guru January 15, 2022
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
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Sodays Law

is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability the losing party will refer to other party as Trumper, Trumpanzee, or any other version they come up with for Trump.
This guy on the internet was trolling me hard with facts and critical thinking so I just called Sodays Lawed him by calling him a Trumper, and won the discussion.
by Baggyhombus594 May 14, 2022
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Kaplan's Law

The law that any discussion on the internet that goes in long enough will result in someone claiming that the US Civil War wasn't about slavery.
(long discussion about the BLM and Blue Lives flags and what they mean to people)
Soffy22: Well how would you feel about a confederate flag?
Merlyn2: There's so much propaganda about that, starting with how the Civil War was about States' Rights, and not slavery.
Maddox: AND THERE WE GO ... Kaplan's Law.
by MaddKap May 15, 2022
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