Death

The cure for life that allot of people fear

Death is like retirement, your happy it finally happened

by Mr. Bastard June 10, 2022

Death

The opposite of porn

Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!

by Jacking off in a walmart May 09, 2022

Death

Your free get out of work/school ticket.

*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.

Death- Being dead.

by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020

Death

A non-human entity, typically thought of as a skeleton-like figure in a black cloak with a scythe, though this could be completely incorrect. This non-human entity is generally thought of as fictional.

Death scoops up the souls of the fallen each night.

by 100% Purebred Irish January 14, 2020

Death

Your free get out of work/school ticket.

*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.

Death- Being dead.

by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020

Death

Death

If you have no WiFi and your phone is almost dead then you are close to death.

by Myphoneliterally@1% January 31, 2020

Death

The best thing ever invented

You need to death

by TheYeetm@n October 10, 2019