Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
Get the Murphy's Lawmug. My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-in-lawmug. 
"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Bolt-Looseningmug. NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.
Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that”
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
Get the Soap’s Lawmug. The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
by Smith Miller January 15, 2025
Get the Franklin's Lawmug. The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.
by Hunith June 30, 2018
Get the Lawmug.