UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
a uc bum collects checks from the council
Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
by Herbert_MTM_Moon September 20, 2024

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.
by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

Bum Crease is used to describe someone who usually smells Like shit or just really musty in general.
by Candicesugondese May 1, 2021

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
So he's got his bum in the butter, again.
by Shuaman October 24, 2018

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

by Northstar56 November 8, 2019

The chunky soup like substance that lives in and around ones anus during or after diarrhea or not wiping.
by Big_daddy_jankins October 28, 2021
