Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99

Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99

by pxxceful July 22, 2023

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

bubadoo baseball

a complete vaper fagg and dumb crap guy

no more bubadoo baseball shenanagins

by zeekthefreak59 November 1, 2023

Hex base

Hex base is Propylhexedrine freebase freshly synthesized in a lab. Usually, Hex base is Propylhexedrine freebase with Lavender oil and Menthol (usually found in Benzedrex). Hex base is Benzedrex. You can inhale the Benzedrex inhalers, or start a Hex Lab to make Hex Powder (Propylhexedrine HCl).

Tony: I need hex base to make Math Jr. or Hex Powder.

Meo Cortex: Crash! I need the Hex base to make the Math Jr. Hex Powder and know way more math than basic stuff. Please, give me the Hex Base crash!

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024

4th base

Hand-holding under Jesus name.

Girl1: Hey, guess what?
Girl2: What??
Girl1: I just went to 4th base
Girl2: OMG how was Jesus!?

by JesusLuver101 January 23, 2024

tranquility base hotel and casino

the best arctic monkeys album. four out of five is the best song ever written and if you dont like this album you might just not have a high enough iq. also alex turner had a beard and omfg daddy

dumb person: tranquility base hotel and casino is the worst Arctic Monkeys album ever. It’s an unlistenable pile of shit!

smart person: have you even LISTENED to batphone??? its really good.

by thatdogisjet February 12, 2024