Sloppy Ryley P

Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.

Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P

by Waldodba April 3, 2023

not p

when something is not pushin p, so it is bad.

That show was so not p.

by baking brea August 24, 2022

Pushing P

The best way I can explain it is it something that happens to you that’s fucking lit that you didn’t directly caused

“I went to the coffee shop today to get a Cup of coffee and not only did I get a cup of coffee but the barista ended up sucking me off too”

“Damn bruh your Pushing P”

by FDR Preacher February 9, 2022

Jo P

Sulking beta male who will never find his Mexican. Spellbound in simp town, no tears left to cry, man brain, a diabetic homosexual anomaly

Jo P walked into a Trap house

by Jojopeepee April 1, 2022

P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.

"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"

by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021

jonathan P.

A guy who is very short , sometimes Is a head ass, and who has a very short temper.

"Hey do you know Jonathan P.?"
"Yeah dude, he's such a head ass "

by Headassqueen January 25, 2017

p bunny

Procrastination bunny is originated from one of the Wulfi and Wraa comics on a tumblr blog. Wraa says hi to Wulfi but he sorta knows once he hangs out with Wraa he is not going to get anything done. He told Wraa to stay away but Wraa begs for watching only one tiny episode of Game of Thrones together. Four seasons later, Wulfi asks, "Why do you always do this to me?" Replied Wraa, "It's my job. Unlike you, I do my work."

Damn! P bunny didn't let me cook last night and I didn't bring any lunch today.

by p-bunny August 17, 2016