Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Top donny

To describe someone who is really chill/laid-back and will treat you wiv great respect

Man I really miss my old manager. All those times he took me to Jesus, gave me free food; he was top donny!

by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023

Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla

She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.

by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021

WWE IS ON TOP

WWE is the best group in the world. when thinking of a group that can do it all fight,play sports,and even be better than another group you think of WWE. Some people talk about another group by the name of wscc but there lame. They wanna be just like WWE it's crazy but WWE is on top and can't be messed with

WWE is on top

by ehehsheheg October 29, 2023

Top private investigator in the state of texas

In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license

Investigator D Thomas Holds the title for top private investigator in the state of Texas

by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025

Emergency Top

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.

“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”

by drewtini June 22, 2025

super top

Excellent lip service

"Yo that b*tch be hella ratchet but she got that super top"
"Last night I had me some super top"

by Ispitcrackflow January 8, 2018