pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan August 04, 2008

pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.

I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie

by Chief quief March 11, 2021

Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 16, 2019

sweatie pie

When you accidentally spell sweetie pie wrong and call your spouse it for the last 10 YEARS!!

That's great news sweatie pie. Don't check my armpits

by Dirty Dohnut April 25, 2016

Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe

The full name of popular character "Steven Universe" from the show of the same name & "Steven Universe: Future"

A: hey, what's steven universe's full name?
B: It's Steven Quartz Cutie Pie Demayo Diamond Universe. idiot.

by Quackiduck July 14, 2023

Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.

Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie

by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025

Brownie Pie

When you're partner takes a shit on your dick and she proceeds to masturbate you.

My girlfriend gave me a Brownie Pie.

by Brownieman69 August 18, 2011