Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"

"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"

by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016

Marl-Bro-mance

That one friend that always tags along to smoke, all in the name of friendship, even though they are a self-proclaimed nonsmoker.

Smoker friend: Hey man, I'm going to go have a smoke.
Non-Smoking friend: Cool, I'll come with. Mind if I get a smoke?

Those two have a real Marl-Bro-mance going on!

by southernGrl312 December 7, 2020

Off key bro

It’s just something that ain’t right. It don’t feel good it’s just totally off key man

Oh no that was off key bro

by Moechella November 22, 2021

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to find out if someone (probably male) is vaccinated for COVID 19.

Me: that's quite a cough. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes! I love science! It's just allergies!

by 1KulGy July 28, 2021

in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012

Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.

Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.

by AMc799 December 18, 2011

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011