may 21st

national guve your bestfriend a peice of candy

may 21st national give your bestfriend a peice of candy

by <3 heart breaker December 16, 2021

To whom it may concern

LickNonYourMom A.K.A "LICK". Is a Kansas City born Native who has been compared to the likeings of The Dos Equis Man and Jesus. And after Lick achieved PubG's 2022 Prestiges Above Conquer Master Pro status. He was offered a partner ship by PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE. YA thats right boats and ho's boats and ho's. He only plays PubG because they Pay him to. Super models get pregnant just for looking at him, and below status quo Ho's wish they could. One time Lick showed up to a party and his dick arrived 2full min before he did. Now that's impressive! Once Lick was broke and he was still the richest Man in the world. Your MOM once got pregnant by Lick. Nine months later and she called it "TIBOLD". We would like to take a moment to Congratulate you because you are now famous just for reading about Lick . "He said your welcome" . It's rumored that GOD is going to resurrect The Virgin Mary because he thinks Lick Can do it better. Your girlfriend told us she can only finish with you if she thinks of Lick. Daaang you sure are lucky. Once You caught your Dad praying that he could be more like Lick. Amazingly GOD actually responded to him , But unfortunately all he did was laugh. Well we would love to continue but we have been informed your bitch ass is not ready to be that Fucking Awsome. Your Welcome .

--To Whom it may concern---So how was your date with that Guy Lick?
Girl 1---- All I have to say is DAM IM HANDICAPPED!!!

by GucciBamboo December 19, 2022

mai-yen

A lesbian

See that Mai-Yen over there?

by smfhappy November 23, 2021

9th of may 2025

National send a “Siphesihle” that you know a picture of your titties or commonly knows as boobies

Person 1- ohh is your name Siphesihle
Person 2- ohh yess
Person 1- let me send you some since it’s 9th of may 2025

by Professor Ndoda M May 9, 2025

May 18

Send nudes day, if your birthday is today everyone has to send you nudes

Girl: “is your birthday may 18?”

Guy: “yeah”

Girl: “get ready then😋”

by Urban definor May 18, 2022

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

May 6, 2030

The prophesied date of Brian David Gilbert's death.

"That demon's still here and I do not know why
May 6, 2030 is when I will die
The scene of my death is incredibly bleak
New videos at the end of every week!"

by drlobster June 19, 2025