may 27

May 27 is a national day where you get a pussy picture or video from a gf or smb.

bae it’s May 27 you know what that means.

by mpzy May 26, 2024

May 7

National Handjob Day

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day

by dateking May 6, 2022

Chase x May

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.

Is that Chase?!
And is that MAY?!
Chase x May is canon!!

by EVANISGAYFORKIERAN April 26, 2023

May 7th

The day mattiesoot was born

Him:Wake up its may 7th!
Her:So what
Him:Its the editor mattiesoot's birthday!

by mattiesoot February 1, 2022

May 8

Send nudes day. Send nudes to you boyfriend.

Hey baby girl it’s may 8th you tryna send me some attachments

by Yoink boy May 8, 2022

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

May 5th

National praise Oscar Webster day

You:hey Oscar Webster you are very handsome and nice

Oscar Webster: thank you very much

You: Oscar Webster you are my favourite

Oscar Webster: yes

May 5th

by The sigma rizz May 3, 2024