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Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke
John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018
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Jesus

Ronnie asked “who even is Jesus?”

Our lord and saviour you sinner
by Kdiz August 16, 2021
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Jesus

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend
by lplikferd August 4, 2024
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Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.
Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!
by Junior A god August 1, 2018
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jesus

a name that you cant legally call your kid because the word contains the word sus
guy1: jesus, more like je (sus)
guy2: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead
by rory senpai May 8, 2021
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Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
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An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.
Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?
by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022
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