Dick weasel

we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel

person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''

person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''

by Midnight clam September 30, 2019

Dick stain

A annoying piece of shit who wont leave you alone

Man Brad is a fucking dick stain

by Deez.biscuits May 23, 2018

Dick Erase

When a person sleeps with a new guy to "erase" a fuckboi they've developed a crush on

Sam, I slept with Country John last night to dick erase Original John. I feel so much better/worse!

by Geri Seinfeld May 27, 2018

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Dick Unicycle

A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.

Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain

by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018

dick juggler

A woman that sleeps with and dates lots of men at once. Usually has a boyfriend yet sleeps around with other men as well. A woman that relies upon nefarious means to string along the men she sleeps with. AKA A Dick Juggler.

That woman Samantha has like 5 boyfriends.She is a champion Dick juggler.

by Jimminey Cricket April 11, 2017

MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017