ur mom

a comeback that only 12 year olds use

(13) girlfriend: "what were you doing last night?"
(12) boy: "ur mom"

by silly goosey goose November 23, 2021

ur mom

dead.

person 1: Riley ur mom.

person 2: whats ur mom?
person 1: dead.

by badussygoofygobbler November 23, 2021

Ur-anus

Ur-anus is a planet for the queers, by the queers

Person 1; Booberella just arrived from Ur-anus

Person 2; Alaska is performing in Ur-anus this weekend

by Jae_za November 24, 2021

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

ur mom

your mom

“bro you suck”
“ur mom”

by chickenlvr07 November 23, 2021

Ure

Ure is a Nigerian babe who don’t take no shit.

How you know Ure? That’s a bad bitch

by 1onlyure November 23, 2021

Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

by Milf playa November 23, 2021