Urban Dictionary

A website (That you're on currently) that was last relevant in 2004 where the most unfunny people of all time can make sex jokes out of every noun known to man.

Urban Dictionary is a sad place to buy mugs that say "diddleshitcumcockhair: a a thing to scream when you fucking bitches"

by DIDDLYDICKSHITCOCKFUCKER March 8, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place where dipshits learn from other dipshits

Dipshit 1: "What does chicken legs mean?

Random ass dude: "i dunno. look it up"

Dipshit 1: "hmm... Urban Dictionary." *clicks*

Dipshit 1: *looks up Chicken legs*

Internet Dipshit 2: "your legs skinny af"

Dipshit 1: "damn im such a dipshit"

by Just your average dude October 21, 2022

Urban Dictionary

a happy place where everyone comes when they don't know something.

a place full of random nonsense when nonsense makes sense to the nonsenseable

Kristopher: "Dude, where were those chicks from the party from?"
Luke: "I think from Jefferson Forest High School"
Kristopher: "What's that?"
Luke: "Let's Urban Dictionary it!"

by blondemaid463 September 23, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The same freaking site you're using right now.

Bro, I just looked up "sex" in Urban Dictionary and I got horny.

by BetTD February 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A Dictionary full of sex jokes

Hello john pork lets hop on Urban Dictionary and make sex jokes and have gay sex later!!

by TheRealGaymer June 1, 2024

Urban dictionary

Shorty, you’re already on urban dictionary. You’re brain just skipped a step and you didn’t realize you typed “urban dictionary” into google and then clicked on the link and typed it in again on here.

*opens browser* *types “urban dictionary” into browser* *clicks on link* *clicks search* *types “urban dictionary”* *clicks search* *realizes your goofy ass was already on Urban Dictionary*

by Kataringo August 8, 2022

Urban Dictionary

It’s what you’re in. Stupid asshole.... Well, it’s a cancerous site where people fuxin search up names for personality’s and put ass reviews on stupid stuff like GTA 5

I got cancer thanks to Urban Dictionary.
But now I have Cancer type 1 and 2. fuck.

by I am a supreme boss February 5, 2018