Titty Starvation

A rare condition a man gets from a lack of titty pics, can be life threatening.

oh man he’s aboutta die from titty starvation

by generalback December 25, 2020

Pity Titty

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties

babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?

by camerelle August 27, 2018

supple titties

What your dad leaves in the dryer for you to take out after your Zoom class

Yo bruv I got to go get my dads supple titties out of the dryer, he left them in there.

by CBT Monoxide October 21, 2020

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

titty ensemble

Similar to a musical ensemble whether, orchestral or concert winds, a group of three or more put their mouths on titties for either licking, sucking, and playful biting. No specific gender requirements for groups, usually consists of a male and "the boys".

Bro that was the hardest lift session I've had in a while. You know what this calls for?
Titty ensemble?
Titty ensemble!

by steve4x8 May 30, 2018

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016