Park Jimin

perfect angel and a boyfriend which none of us will ever get
(*nervous laugh*)

"YOU CAN NEVER BE PARK JIMIN"

by vantxx95 February 13, 2021

South Park

Litetally one of the only shows worth watching on television today.

South Park and Family Guy are the only shows worth watching on the telly today.

by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

water park chicken tenders

Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand

“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”

“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”

by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022

Pootie Park

a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...

Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!

by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021

Deer park

It’s literally not even that bad but everyone says it is. There are a few things off but it’s like every other high school. Most people don’t know about it but when they do, they do.

Kid: “what is Deer Park?”
Kid 2: “it’s irrelevant”

by _its_the_truth December 8, 2019

Jurassic Park The Game

A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.

Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."

by GGP5858 March 17, 2023

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021