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Michael McCabe

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all
by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018
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Michael

don't talk to Michael he will hiss at you
by mangogoddess May 9, 2022
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Bradley Michael Baasch

Bradley Michael Baasch is an amazing guy that plays hockey, and you already know he has good sportsmanship but will be willing to fight for his team. Bradley is sexy, strong, cool, fearless, hillbilly, ETC. Bradley has a mullet, and also a hockey playing family too. His dad is ripped and his brother is cool (BTW Bradley always gets good looks by girls)
OMG Bradley Michael Baasch

is so hot I can’t stop looking!
by GIGACHAD44 September 25, 2022
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Michael

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024
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Creamy Michael

The act of ejaculating inside a vagina as opposed to pulling out
"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"

"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024
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Michael Pineda

by Yeetamispotatoea October 31, 2020
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John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.
You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.
by KyDandi April 2, 2022
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