Name for a fed posing on social media or other website. Comes from how they thought they would be doing cool secret agent stuff like Jack Ryan when they signed up but ended up on 4chan or discord posing as a femboy messaging “did you get the fertilizer tho ^-^ uwu”
“wow Owo you sound like a scawwy guy with that gun you have, how many others do you have” “fuck your pussy ass out of here Jack Ryan”
by not_a_fed February 7, 2023
Get the Jack Ryan mug.A form of being attacked or groped. You may find a jack attacker under your bed. Being jack attacked isn’t always a bad thing for some individuals.
by Safety_tips October 21, 2023
Get the Jack attack mug.Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.
P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022
Get the Jack Mormon mug.TL:DR, A radio station that is always “Playing What We Want”
Long definition: A network of stations that doesn’t have song requests and likes to viciously interrupt each bunch of songs in a row in favor of revenue generating. Also, their hotline is always abandoned other than recordings leaking into the radio. Don’t expect them to carry your favorite song, and they almost never feature country. They test songs in September and then change the lineup in November, but some songs may get lost forever (98.7 Jack FM, which is the best station, preserves every song ever played) Voiceover is done by Andrew Anthony, the same announcer from EA Sports and GEICO.
Long definition: A network of stations that doesn’t have song requests and likes to viciously interrupt each bunch of songs in a row in favor of revenue generating. Also, their hotline is always abandoned other than recordings leaking into the radio. Don’t expect them to carry your favorite song, and they almost never feature country. They test songs in September and then change the lineup in November, but some songs may get lost forever (98.7 Jack FM, which is the best station, preserves every song ever played) Voiceover is done by Andrew Anthony, the same announcer from EA Sports and GEICO.
by Speedqueen December 6, 2022
Get the Jack FM mug.Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
by Abby Normal December 21, 2022
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by goldern bear January 8, 2023
Get the jack berg mug.Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing
by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023
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