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I have 3 balls

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).
My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."
by Mista Flow AKA The Fiend February 14, 2009
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3:00 Smoke Break

- a joyous and sanctimonious time enjoyed by all those working at any given office environment. The last smoke break of the day before 5:00 quitting time. Usually the time when the final stress relief of the day is released by means of shit-talking and puffing away at a cigarette. Even for those who do not smoke, this period can be used to call a friend and vent your day, or to sneak around to the back of the building and smoke a doob.
It's almost 3:00 smoke break, did you roll that hooter when you went to the bathroom?
by Big Smoke 2 October 5, 2012
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4-9-3-11

The numbers represent letters of the alphabet; 4 is D, 9 is I, and so on. These numbers spell "dick".
I be comin' through like the 4-9-3-11 tearing up the power U" -- Method Man
by PAPI_PERREAME April 23, 2005
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Kenneth<3 my bae

Love this boy so much he makes me so happy:)) finna take his last name and everything tbh🤷 ♀️ he's soo fucking adorable especially when he's happy I love him sm he doesn't even get it 💓 he's so beautiful 9/10 bc im the only 1 for him
Kenneth<3 my bae is gonna marry me fr fr
by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022
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Brett's 3 Deadly Challanges

Three challanges that consist of:
1. Chugging an entire bottle of vodka in one night

2. Taking 20 hits from a bong in a row

3. Packing a mouth with a full tin of snus for 60 minutes
"Bro are you doing any of Brett's 3 deadly challanges?" "Nahh dude, those are fucked up."
by bseggs November 3, 2011
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Code 3 Captain Crunch

When you jizz into your pants so much that they get crusty and break
“I had a Code 3 Captain Crunch last weekend and had to throw out my pants”
by Jyfsdbpa July 16, 2023
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The 3 mysteries of the Urban Dictionary

1. The word for the day
many people think that the word for the day is just an automatic robot that just chooses a random word to show on the homepage but some rumors say that there is someone doing it. they say that if you ever discover their identity, they will hack your device and destroy all your social media accounts.
2.Pintobean2003
pintobean2003 was an urban dictionary user that suddenly disappeared back in 2020. the rumors say he was sucked in through his device and got trapped since. so whenever you look up help in the urban dictionary, the rumors say, that you will see his face for a few milliseconds after searching it up.

3. Searching up your name in UD
it may be fun to look up your name in the Urban Dictionary to see what it will say about you but some rumors say if you look to the last page of what your name is, you will see your true name, what you do, your birthday, and your future.
person 1: have you ever heard of The 3 mysteries of the Urban Dictionary?
by AdJaCent32 November 5, 2021
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