Ur mom lollllll
Girl 1: omg who’s that guy
Helen: that’s my boo thang get away from him
Girl 1: lol he’s so hot
Helen: Ik right but imma beat ur ass
Girl 1: stfu let’s go imma take your boo thang
Helen: *takes off her earings, and puts her hair up*
Girl 1: gets scared asf and runs away
Helen: makes out with Ryan and lives happy ever after
Helen: that’s my boo thang get away from him
Girl 1: lol he’s so hot
Helen: Ik right but imma beat ur ass
Girl 1: stfu let’s go imma take your boo thang
Helen: *takes off her earings, and puts her hair up*
Girl 1: gets scared asf and runs away
Helen: makes out with Ryan and lives happy ever after
by Meduca6gunner August 21, 2022
A guy who will sweep you off your feet. He will say all the right things, makes tons of promises and really make you think he is a good guy who would never hurt you. He is someone you will fall for quickly, and he knows it. He is charming and charismatic, and you'll think there is a future together. It will happen quickly as he won't take it slow. Then, out of nowhere, he will ghost you and leave your heart aching for answers. But you'll never hear from him again.
Me: Ryan is amazing! He is so sincere, open with his feelings, sweet, says all the right things and treats me so well! He told me I'm a catch and that I better get used to being treated right.
Friend: wow I hope he's real and he means it. I hope he doesn't turn out like most guys.
Me: He ghosted me! WTF?!
Friend: Good guys like that are always liars and fakes.
Me: I don't get it. What happened?
Friend: He pulled a Casper on you. Avoid Ryan's. Ryan is a dick.
Friend: wow I hope he's real and he means it. I hope he doesn't turn out like most guys.
Me: He ghosted me! WTF?!
Friend: Good guys like that are always liars and fakes.
Me: I don't get it. What happened?
Friend: He pulled a Casper on you. Avoid Ryan's. Ryan is a dick.
by Hikingdogssocaloregon August 12, 2019
by Goff December 19, 2022
Ryan, funny, but kind of a dark side. He will also be sarcastic and has a lot of friends! He will be very athletic and loves one sport. He is kind, and you want one in your life because he is a good person all around.
by Theaterkid09 May 14, 2021
The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"
by Quiches July 07, 2020
Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018