One way gay

When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate

Louise is a one way gay

by Oneway July 21, 2015

One Swipe Wipe

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.

I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

This one lit now

When something isn't going right: defining the bad.

It's the opposite of when something is "lit"

Jake: WW3 is supposed to happen in 2021
Nick: "this one lit now"

by laviniaa June 12, 2018

One-Eyed Carlos

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.

“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

by JillianBakeree July 5, 2018

One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.

I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

by Penis Music June 4, 2018

one-Geri universe

The one-Geri universe is a theory based on a universe in which every identity is assumed by Geri from the Pixar short "Geri's Game". This idea proposes that every action consciously taken is by Geri at a different point in time.

We're all just living in a one-Geri universe where the entire world is controlled by one old dude, man.

by TinyCastleGuy July 23, 2019

One peel machine

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)

Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

by Wannaberacedriver November 15, 2019