love

some fucked up shit

love is the word you use for fake

by :) :) advice June 4, 2020

Love

well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they love each other
sometimes, its weird, like REALLY weird
its also unpredictable
Its fun or not fun
when they stop loving each other they get divorced, and your childhood is RUINED
you will love at least once in your life, if not, your a fleeping alien
good luck evading the government!

Girl: I want to love you!
Boy: Ok?

by redboy12321 June 17, 2017

Love

Love is just your mind tricking you to fuck someone hot

Yo why the fuck does love heart if it’s just in your head

by Pablo Escobar the Cocaine man February 10, 2021

Fake love

1. Fake love is when a friend fuck your bitch,
dont think with his head only think with his dick
2. Fake love is when they never be around, but once you get rich they all get down

Fake love is a song by Tony Yayo

by Ganjamaster420 December 28, 2005

love puddle

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor

oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight

by kevin barry May 13, 2006

love thud

A love thud is the noise made when you are having sex up against the wall or on a bed, couch, etc. Hardcore banging will result in the thud, thud, thud made.

"Dude! Your love thud kept me up all night!"

"Sorry bro, she likes it rough!"

by yeliahecal March 17, 2010

Love-sucker

Noun, Someone whose happy romantic relationship absorbs all the available love in their surroundings, leaving their single friends and colleagues unable to find happy romantic relationships of their own. Can be used to refer to long-term, committed relationships or to couples in the beginning stages of a relationship. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. "to love-suck"

Oh, you two are so cute. You're such love-suckers!

We can't be friends anymore! I can't ever get a boyfriend because you're such a love-sucker!

I don't mean to love-suck, but we're just so happy together.

by Single and a little bitter October 31, 2009