Polish Kiss

The act of receiving a shot (of liquor) from the mouth of someone else rather than from the shot glass itself, normally without much forewarning.

Hey Marek, let’s get the ladies some tequila shots, polish kiss style

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angels kiss

when you are trying to take a crap and while the poop is coming out your porker touches the gross pee poop sludge water

dude, i just got the angels kiss in there

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When your successful significant other is on the way home from work and tells you ahead of time to greet him with you r mouth open ready for insert.

I’m gonna give you a hot beef insert - are you ready for your Steven kiss?

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girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

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girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

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girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.

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When two people pull their buttcheeks apart and touch assholes

Wanna get crazy and give me a fresh septic kiss?

Septic kiss by Tjbigga August 19, 2023

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