Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.

Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!

by addirall_ September 2, 2022

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024

creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Cream Flapells

Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert

Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells

by Creampie69creamy October 16, 2023

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021