The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.
Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”
by RFCD August 1, 2025
Get the bum sonmug. by Yourdailydoseofdictionary June 13, 2023
Get the bum ballmug. A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.
Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.
by Anton H September 26, 2025
Get the Bum Bikemug. Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.
Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
by Falconkicks March 31, 2011
Get the Bum chariotmug. A term that a very well-to-do New Zealand gentleman says as he struts about Sydney, Australia trying to impress hot English females only to be told that "it's killed the mood".
The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.
"After we have finished this delicious scone darling, shall we have rudie bums"?
"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!
Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!
Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"
by SomeDudeWithoutARangie December 17, 2013
Get the Rudie Bumsmug. Friend 1: Aye bruh why you such a bum
Jason M Grain: The fuck u say to me nigga drop down and give me 30 before i whoop your ass
Friend 1: You need a job immediately lil bro
Jason M Grain: And you need to join my football team immediately stop being a bum lil homie
Jason M Grain: The fuck u say to me nigga drop down and give me 30 before i whoop your ass
Friend 1: You need a job immediately lil bro
Jason M Grain: And you need to join my football team immediately stop being a bum lil homie
by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023
Get the Bummug.