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HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.
Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT
by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019
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Big Shot

Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
They were all impressed with your Halston dress
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained
Oh, but now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
by Death Menace July 12, 2022
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Slushy Shot

Anyone giving you head after having a great deal of alcohol processing to throw up on your cock & balls and still going afterwards not realizing.
Bro she gave me a slushy shot
by JerichoCross777 August 19, 2022
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co-shot

Kira said:sweet you got your dream car
Chris said:I know co-shot
by Nitro Young Blood April 8, 2012
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shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say “shots been fired” 💀
“Shots been shootedshooted is not even a word its shots been fired
by KznAkuma March 12, 2022
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HE'S ONE SHOT!

A phrase mostly used by absolute dogshit Warzone players to cover up blame from their peers.
In an attempt to hide how indefinitely trash they are at Call of Duty, the suspected player yells out that he almost got the kill, but died a second after, meaning that they would only take one shot to kill.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.
by depchar December 15, 2021
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Ian-shot

Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.

Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.

Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.

Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!

*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"

Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"

Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 23, 2024
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