emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull
by ava poo brain🐴deez nuts‼️🥜 April 15, 2021
Get the emilia the son of jesusmug. 1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
Get the Jesus Apexmug. When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
Get the go find jesusmug. Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.
by Jesus Barraza June 10, 2024
Get the Jesus Barrazamug. A mf that probably has a God Complex
Person one: Who do you kin?
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
Person two: Jesus you foolish mortal now bow down to your creator.
Person one: *Clutches wallet*
Kinning Jesus isn't a thing dumbass
by Ihavenothingtotypeherelmao April 30, 2021
Get the kinning jesusmug. by Bone Cane May 28, 2024
Get the Gentle Jesusmug. The greatest, best looking, squish chasing, beer chugging, tobacco chewing son of a trucker in the by God county.
If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
Get the Radio Jesusmug.