Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.
He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
by FatFSA April 13, 2021
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Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021
Get the intense shit mug.by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023
Get the Random Shit mug.The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.
Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."
Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."
Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."
by nyc345 August 16, 2023
Get the Not saying shit mug.“Ops” being short for “operations”, these tasks consist of the hardest of labor imaginable. Such as but not limited to; stocking a crawl space, cleaning dip n dots goo, building hand sanitizer stations with your bare hands, dealing with media team bullshit, and working with anything involving trash. If it sucks, the ops team does it. Benefits to doing Ops shit is the massive amounts of poon you get and your drinking ability is maximized by 115%.
Hot chick: how do you guys work 90 hours a week in the dead heat and still find time to drink every night?
Ops squad: that’s just ops shit babe
Ops squad: that’s just ops shit babe
by ClarkTheLark November 30, 2021
Get the Ops shit mug.A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.
by Smc43 June 16, 2022
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a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
a long duration trip, when a huge cunting buildup of feces blocks the anal pathway, preventing the trucker on continuing his long distance trip. Without leaving the car, at a pit stop the trucker sticks his grotty ass cheeks out the door, taking a massive shit and continues without wiping.
Me and benny went drove in the ol scania, and as i was diggin in to the zinger box, i notice a rank reeking smell. In my peripheral vision i observed the mad cunt, as he unhitches the fat slugish diabolical load of feces. By the time it slipped out of his anuscrack, his johnsons where back on, and we were zinging on cunt. Cant believe he just pit shit.
Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
Greg wondered if the large turd on the side of the highway, pit shit out by a trucker, was going to be utilized later that night with his misso, the ol alabama hotpocket way.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
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