Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.
Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!
Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!
Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!
by The Shitster! August 14, 2018
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Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few
Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few
by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018
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'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'
'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'
'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'
by no-kindo May 21, 2018
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Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.
by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021
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2:shit nucks! my mom grounded me for trying to have sex with the printer
2:shit nucks! my mom grounded me for trying to have sex with the printer
by kirk and chandler October 7, 2008
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