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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.
Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.
by The Enablers June 15, 2024
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Dragon 18

Some dumbass that doesn't shut up and likes dragon cocks.
by VortexVoltage January 21, 2025
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Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him
by Herdom December 30, 2020
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Irish Dragon

Getting highly inebriated , preferably on a mixture of Guinness and Jameson, with a female partner. Then in the act of screwing from behind, punching said female in the stomach causing her to vomit. Bonus points if this occurs during orgasm. Double bonus points if either party is Ginger.
Jim: "Dude, Gina got wrecked on Jameson last night."
Bill: "I know, right? I took her back to her place and gave her the ol' Irish Dragon."
Jim: "Aw, man. Gross.:
Bill: 'I know, she was pissed!"
by LAST1990 September 9, 2013
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mean dragon

a nigger that dick slaps a girl
by jkhfvhh\ February 17, 2017
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Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man
by SEX NIG July 14, 2019
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Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose
My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon
by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025
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