douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower

"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."

by Fucking moron October 17, 2017

Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)

Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact

by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019

Glossy taco

Another way to say glossy top coat

Did you apply a glossy taco on your nails?

by Klascik April 18, 2018

Glossy taco

A glossy taco is when you apply a coat of of clear nail polish or a glossy to coat

Cristine:now your gonna put a nice quick coat of glossy taco aka a top coat far all the new people

by Unicorn and glitter and sparkl May 2, 2018

glossy taco

What holosexuals (fans of SimplyNailogical) call glossy top coats for nails

Now let's add a thick coat of glossy taco over these holo nails

by MenchieHolo April 18, 2018

quick taco

A word simply nailogical used when refuring to quick drying top coat

Ok apply a quick taco to the nails

by The word wicn December 3, 2017