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smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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big titty facts

When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’
Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”
by horse_girl03 April 15, 2023
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Litty as a titty

"WE'RE LITTY AS A TITTY BRO"
Longneck ass shut up
by Lars Larsen aka litty titty November 29, 2018
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Titties

A strippers boobs (men like them)
Man1:man lets go get some titties
Man2: yeah I love me some titties
Man1: me to man and some bootys🍑💦
by ToniTopaz March 2, 2019
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titties

another word for boobies. boobies are attached to a woman and if they are big and juicy you hit the jack pot!
guy 1: wow your titties are so big!
woman 2: i know. do you want to play with them?
guy 1: heck ya!
by ncdgfygfkahgau April 22, 2023
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National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020
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my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.
My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?
by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022
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