smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

Raw Titties

Another way to describe organic breasts! Not the fake plastic one's you see in the USA.

Tom: Hey, Alex.. Did you see the raw titties on that female?

Alex: I sure did, raw titties are my absolute favourite, I detest fake plastic one's!

by Brad Bosom June 19, 2023

titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.

I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags

by Cyanide Warfare May 12, 2015

titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.

I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags

by Cyanide Warfare May 12, 2015

Titty Grits

When you cum on a woman's chest and she message it between her breast.

I came on her chest and she began rubbing them together and I asked you must be making titty grits.

by Fettywhopperoni April 10, 2018

muffin titty

Muffin titty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her tits squeeze out of the top.

Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.

by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

titty-smasher

a speacial type of hammer that can destroy both titties at once

ill bring the titty-smasher to the party, toby's gonna be there.

by cock_sucker14 May 18, 2021