taco cracker

anneisa greaves bf antonio - love her friend 🍦

“there goes annie’s bf”

“they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

“there goes annie’s bf” they so cute”

“chocolate and taco cracker swirl”

by taco cracker September 28, 2022

glossy taco

The phrase, Christine - of Simply Nailogical uses (on YouTube) to shorten 'gloss top coat'.

Put on a glossy taco to finish the look.

by wordygirlkea April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

Cristine from the YouTube channel Simply Nailogical's way of saying "glossy top coat".

Cristine: " I suppose you don't have to put on a final coat of glossy taco. You could leave it--a little--textured. But you know me girl, I'm all about that glossy taco hahaha "

by SpicyMemester April 18, 2018

Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.

Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.

by Aemorris April 20, 2011

glossy taco

wen you take a shit in a taco shell then eat it, then shit it out minutes later, repeating the procedure over and over again.

Man 1: Im gonna go make me a glossy taco
Man 2: Ok

by glossytacoman89 June 9, 2024

Tacos El Gordo

The fucking best taco place in the whole world. The atmosphere, the danger, the presence of security officer, in addition to the amazing tripa taco made this place the absolute bomb. Always go to this place at 1:30AM to get the full experience. Please in open one in Davis, California. The person who will do this will be the riches person in the world.

I will always love Tacos El Gordo

by TacosElGordoNumeroUnoAdmirador December 29, 2021