When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
by Sportnick9 February 22, 2008
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the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013
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When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.
Aiden: can worms cry...?
Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
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Get the potatolly mug.a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.
Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?
Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...
Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...
Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace
by Yung Funy June 21, 2008
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