Bum

Ed.

Ed is a bum.

by Guy with facts February 15, 2025

Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

by sbjkd October 5, 2020

Bum Bike

A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.

Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!

What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.

by Anton H September 26, 2025

Bum

Cigarette

I need a bum

by Clairedrake October 26, 2020

Suicide bum

When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.

One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.

So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.

Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.

Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.

by Comadog November 12, 2015

Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"

Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018

Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

by Hodl Master June 6, 2024