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Gay Agenda

A conspiracy theorists lame idea that all gays are out to get straights and convert them. Unfortunately all the gay agenda really is, is a program to promote understanding of homosexuality. Or as to put it by 1 gay man like myself TO BE LEFT ALONE. Christians obsess on the gay agenda constantly
did you hear about the gay agendas plans to take over washington? OMG if that happens we'll all have to fuck men.
by D November 21, 2003
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Gay Babies

Someone: Is Fortnite for Gay Babies?
Someone Else: Yes.
Someone: *looks up on Google: What game do gay babies play*
Google: Fortnite
Someone: Ok.
by BoomBlox July 15, 2018
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Gay max

The vector description of maximum reachable gayhood/ness which is in exceedable by any amount of gayhood/gayneess whatsoever.
Gay Max is also a variable or variant, ppl can commit acts of gayness/hood and b called gay max for displaying extreme gayhood/ness with such acts, but others may commit less or more gay acts but still b called gay max, because infact, they hit the gay max limit at the given time.
(Note:- As with all variables, two ppl cant b called gay max at the same time, unless they done the same exact thing)
syvoran , jus look at how gay this gay is, They dont get Gayer than this, he's GAY MAX
by RiCk December 12, 2003
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Gay person

A human... that's it, really doesn't matter that they're gay.
by SMALLCHILDE February 24, 2021
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gay-ray

n. A beam executed by gays in the vicinity of a phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device being used to chatter or gossip about said gays, whose execution results in the sudden electrical malfunction of the phone, PDA, computer, or other electronic device.

v. The act of executing the aforementioned ray.
Did you just send me a text? My phone just got gay-rayed, so I didn't get it. :(

FRIEND 1: This place is FULL of gays tonight! They're everywhere!
FRIEND 2: Well, you are at a Lady Gaga show.
FRIEND 1: One gay here, another gay there, GAYS EVER--
FRIEND 2: Hello?? Hello? (turns to other friend) I think his phone just got gay-rayed. Ha-ha.
by hhuerruuiiissse May 4, 2010
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Kandalf the Gay

A skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a sex slaves back, punishing people with his 'black mamba'. Often seen riding through the Shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. Can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay sex slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually Kendalfs)

Common punishments include;

- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.
Kandalf the Gay, Beware of his black mamba and its magic.
by Frodo (Sodomised Hobbit) January 26, 2012
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Half Gay

Evan Lamoreaux’s old friend Kyiler does burlesque shows at the Prohibition Bar and that is where he seen his ass but it was only one time and became half gay.
by Gayyyge December 4, 2019
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